Some sardar Jokes You would love to read

Sardar: I hav'nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y did'nt u Xchnged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower Berth..
2
Sardar tells a girl "Come 2 my house at night, nobody
Will b there.............
Girl goes at night & really nobody was there
3
a sardar went 2 a bank to open a s.b. a/c.
after seeing the form he had gone to delhi for
filling up. u knows y?
form said " fill up in capital ".
4
A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered
huge Loss.
Do u know what the business was? . . . . .
He opened a Saloon in Punjab!.
5
A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after
Every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.
6
Sardar-why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r
others running?
7
Sardar had twins; he named them Tin Martin.
Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater.
Again twins & named Max & Climax.
Again d same. Disgusted Sardar named them
TIRED&RETIRED!
8
19 sardars went 4a film.on asking them y they came
in a big group of 19? they replied that the film was
only for above 18...
9
A sardharji photographer focusing a dead body's face
in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat
him why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE"
10
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence
into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".
11
Srdr gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs
tree, sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why
he does this.
Srdr:"i've been promoted as branch manager."
12
Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open
mouth................. WHY?
Because his doctor advised him "Todays dinner should be
light"_-=
13
Sardarji was filling up application form for a job.
He was not sure as to what to be filled in
column "Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote : Yes!
14
sardar & family go 2 a party.
he introduces himself
- i sardar, she sardarnee,
the boy my kid & the girl my kidney....
15
One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to
his college.
U knw Why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is
leaking...
16
Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It"s already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.
17
Santa! Your daughter has died!
Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor
At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter!
At 25flr:I'm unmarried!
At 10flr:I'm Banta not santa
18
on a romantic date sardars girl friend asks
him,darling on our engagement will u give me a ring?
he said ya sure whats your phone number
19
Sardar found the answer to the most difficult
question ever - What will come first, Chicken or
egg?
O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.
20
A dog was chasing a Sardar and the Sardar was
laughing.
A bystander: why are u laughing?
Sardar: I have a Air cell phone but still hutch
network is following me.
21
Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave 11 cr after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs
back.!
22
A teacher told all students in a class to write an
essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.He wrote
"DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
23
Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This
Packet Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u
could have posted it....
24
What does a sardar do after taking a xerox?
He will compare it with the original for any
spelling mistakes.

25
Sardar proposed a Girl......Girl said 'I'm 1yr elder
to you'...........
Sardar said 'Oye No Problem Soniye,i'll marry you
NEXT YEAR.

26
why cant sardars dial nine-eleven (911) at